The Thoughts of Chairman Dave
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Topic: The Thoughts of Chairman Dave
Posted By: Guests
Subject: The Thoughts of Chairman Dave
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 12:59pm
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To Maintain A Healthy
Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write 'ForMarijuana' 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS It's Called ... THERAPY Chair man Dave |
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Posted By: Cookie Monster
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 1:22pm
| Excellent Dave have to keep all these in mind |
Posted By: Hatchetman
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 2:30pm
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Thank you chairman Dave for so generously passing on such great wisdom, we are truly not worthy.
------------- But the winters coming, And the snow will cover tracks, And I'll be watching, Because I'm hunting you - Sarah Blasko, The Gardens End |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 17 2008 at 8:12pm
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THANK YOU COMRADES!!!!!!! Chairman Dave www.damncommies.com |
Posted By: hoadie
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 12:49am
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Sir Dave!!!I am humbled...Fellow hucksters-we are in the presence of GREATNESS here.
A deep bow to you,Sir! Hoadie ------------- Loose wimmen tightened here |
Posted By: Shamu
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 4:55am
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15. Whenever someone asks you if you have the time. Look at you watch, say "YES, thank you, I do." & walk away. ------------- Don't shoot till you see the whites of their thighs. (Unofficial motto of the Royal Air Force) |
Posted By: Kodiac400
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 8:09am
LOL........I must give these a try. 
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Posted By: SW28fan
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 12:23pm
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Skipping at work is really fun, Particularly when you are 52. ------------- Have a Nice Day If already having a nice day please disregard |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 3:28pm
What a Gentleman you are St George ! Here is a man who appreciates the finer things in life ! Thank you for your Kind words ! |
hoadie wrote:Posted By: Lithgow
Date Posted: December 18 2008 at 5:44pm
| My mate did the hair dryer thing when we were young. but he used a work boot. It worked. He had a car just like the cops and he had a ball for a while. |