The Female mind explianed

 

 Ill be guardin the front door till my daughters 43.

 Much prefer the shotgun, its more up close and personal

 

 Ive been tellin my mrs for years.. the day my daughter brings a RATBAG...i mean a young man home i will be coincidently cleaning my guns and bayonets..well looky here, we have a visitor and ive got all my toys out.......OOPS.

 

 Do you need tags for tourist season?

 So i take my government is also rule'in your country too?

 We had an incident couple of years back in tasmania (An almost forgoten state/territory) part of australia envolving one twisted bloke and his semi auto.

 many people lost their life (30 people i think) a terrible tragedy.

 then came down the long arm of the law in australia and turned the "HONEST GUNOWNER" upside down including myself.

 I suppose its the same ol' "the minority ruins it for the majority"

 I just would like to add i do not support any ideals of what that man did..im simply pointing out how a government can punish the humble hunter...

Edited by allan - April 02 2006 at 10:43am

You guys haven't noticed we get the blame for every female ailment? Its 1 MEN struation 2 Pre MEN strual tension  3 MEN apause and if they go off the rails is MEN tal cruelty not 28 day insanity. Lets face it we can't win whatever we do!

 Is she looking ?   No !!!!!! I say stand up & be counted !!!

 AS for that unfortunate incedent in Tasmania ? On the locals he had to double tap ,as they have two heads (only some one who has watched deliverance will appreciate that one )

    Yeah our PM (I use the term loosely ) was that conferdent when he spoke to the Sporting shooters he wore a bullet proof vest !!!!! Talk about really knowing the good guys from the Bad guys! THe New laws never affected us Pro shooters though ! Something of a laugh I feel ! Come to think of it it never affected the Crminials either ! Yep he really knew what he was doing ! Anyone ever noticed the similarities between Ol Jack boot Johnny giving a speach & Old film clips of Hitler or Mussilini ? I'm not joking either about that

     Dave

Same over here dave. 1st it was Michael Ryan running amok with a Kalashnikov then a few years ago we had a nutter run riot with a handgun killing kids in Dunblain (Scotland not the sort of dunny you know dave) That screwed legit pistol owners and we all had to hand in our handguns. Crazy thing was the pistol club the guy belonged to said to the police they thought he was unstable and shouldn't be allowed to have guns. They ignored the warning and when the s**h hit the fan we all got penalised.  Now with the new legislation when we renew our permits the police go to our doctor and check see if he thinks we have any psycological problems. Then they inspect our home security arrangements, usually they warn us they are coming so the kids hide my straight jacket until they've gone.

its time for a change!! maybe you can run for PM dave.. ill back ya up!

 Allen  I've done many things over thr years of what some would call of a "Questionable  Nature"  But  I have never cheated  at cards ,Never  Thumped  anyone who did'nt really ask for it ! I have always shown people the respect that I would expect from them ! Hell I even hold a door open for a lady ! But I would never lower myself to politics! AS I belive these are the people who give Pediphiles a good name by comparision !
       I worked out once that Politions won't sunbake on the beach for fear of cats covering them with sand

 Dave