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 Posted: May 30 2006 at 11:26pm |
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yes please forward one of those girls to me too white rhino! hey, me and my mates have always said.."if ya find a girl that'll wash ya motox bike between races..marry her" so i did.
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'SAVIOUR OF OUR SKIES BOYO!'
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Tony
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:35am |
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Bet she don't wash your motorbike now mate. Got you under the thumb.
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allan
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:38am |
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hey! yeh.. |
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:39am |
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They all the same mate. Glad I sacked mine!
 
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:43am |
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yes women...cant live with em, cant shoot em! what'dya do?????
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 1:47am |
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Chain em to the kitchen sink but make sure the chain is long enough for her to take the rubbish out back. |
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 2:10am |
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Women Once they get their "M R S" its all over!
Women have NO sense of generosity, & No sense of humour! Hoadie |
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Loose wimmen tightened here
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 8:34am |
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WIFE STANDS FOR WASHING
&nbs p; &nbs p; &nbs p; &nbs p; IRONING &nbs p; &nbs p; &nbs p; &nbs p; F****ING &nbs p; &nbs p; &nbs p; &nbs p; EXCETRA Yes Hodie the check is already in the mail Dave |
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Tony
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 10:00am |
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&nbs p; & ;nbs p; & ;nbs p; & ;nbs p; F****ING. Please elaborate Dave. I have altzheimers. I think !Can't really remember ! |
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 5:33pm |
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Mate I'm trying to work ourt when I went from being Randy Young to a Dirty Old Man
Dave |
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 6:55pm |
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It happens around the time you get married mate. Up to THE day you're randy young after she gets her hands on the license you become dirty old. Easy way round it is to live over the hoover and change the model regularly. I'm sureTracy will have something to say to me after she reads this.
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 8:12pm |
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Wow Tony is in deeper trouble than I normally get into (actualy she
laughed as she lovingly grabed my Genitalia in what could only be
discribed as a death hold & told me not to get any ideas !!!!! Then
added don't make any promises your body can't keep !!!!!! Now that hurt
)Dave |
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Posted: May 31 2006 at 9:37pm |
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What I said before about women...of course TRACEY doesn't fit into that catagory!
(I know what side MY bread is buttered on!) Hoadie |
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Posted: June 01 2006 at 12:42am |
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Case of mind over matter Dave! If she don't mind it don't matter!!!
What you scared of Hoadie?? Tracy aint the mafia ( I hope!!!! )
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Posted: June 01 2006 at 2:22am |
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How do you know that Twiggy aint got lotsa friends?
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Posted: June 01 2006 at 7:03am |
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Hoadie read Daves postings!!! Tracy is a quiet genital lady who wouldn't harm a fly! She's into ballet! The "Nut Cracker Suite!" not grievous bodily harm!!!
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it only lasted a coupla months up until she had my bank cards! and then i was washing it myself.you know my mrs too well! you been spying?